tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t
i have homework but i also have a blog and we both know which one is more important here
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
Guys, i already knew being single sucks thnx
last christmas i gave you my heart
the very next day i was dead because i literally cannot live without a heart what was i thinking
And the christmas textposts have begun
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried